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this i my blog.

When most people blog or vlog or whatever else, they usually have a purpose to it. I am now going to tell you, dear reader, that i have none. I may go off on a tangent; I may say something that makes no sense. I even might say something in another language that even I have no idea what it means. I apologize in advance to you, dear reader.


Stay epic, my friends.


Monday, September 22, 2014

visit this website

FACTslides

this is the coolest website ever. there are lots of fun facts that you can use to impress all your friends.

Friday, September 19, 2014

IT'S FRIDAY

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Monday, September 15, 2014

Foreign Exchange No. 2: Chinese

中国有趣的事实:

亿中国人生活在低于每天1美元。

中国执行超过4倍的犯人作为世界相结合的休息。

幸运饼干是不是中国的传统习俗。他们在旧金山发明于1900年初。

中国使用每每年450十亿筷子。

轮回禁止在未经中国政府批准。




Facebook,Twitter和纽约时报自2009年以来一直在中国被屏蔽。


在中国,超过35万人仍住在山洞里。

translation:

china fun facts:

100 million people in China live on less than US$1 per day.

China executes more than 4 times as many convicts as the rest of the world combined.

Fortune cookies are not a traditional Chinese custom. They were invented in early 1900 in San Francisco.

China uses 45 billion chopsticks per year.

Reincarnation is forbidden in China without government permission.


Facebook, Twitter and The New York Times have been blocked in China since 2009.


In China, over 35 million people still live in caves.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

9/11's 13 anniversary



Today marks the 13th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attack. that  day, nearly 3000 people died in the 3 terrorist attack spots. today we remember the men and women who we lost to that terrible attack. 

    W9
  Wi11
 Never
Forget

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Foreign Exchange No.1: Russian

Случайность проявляется во многих формах. Один говорит или писать разные вещи на других языках. сегодня, я пишу на русском языке. если вы, ребята, знаете ничего о России, чем вы, наверное, знаете о Владимире Путине, президента России. во всяком случае, Влад всегда имеет свою бесстрастное лицо, и вы никогда не можете сказать, что он думает. серьезно. Google его.


Translation: Randomness comes in many forms. One is saying or writing different things in different languages. Today, I write in Russian. if you guys know anything about Russia, you probably know about Vladimir Putin, President of Russia. anyway, Vlad always has a poker face, and you can never tell what he was thinking. seriously. Google it.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Als ice bucket challenge


Pouring freezing water over my head, and watering my plants at the same time; Cuz i mean, come on. WE'RE IN A DROUGHT RIGHT NOW

By the way, I nominate Mrs. Maureen McClintock, Mr. Barack Obama, and Mr. John Grisham

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

the haiku theory

俳句は、簡単です
時には彼らは、意味がありません。
幸せなポテト

translation:

haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
happy potato

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

WHO LIKES SOCCER? I DO!!

COMMENT BELOW IF YOU DO TOO!

Wassup

When most people blog or vlog or whatever else, they usually have a purpose to it. I am now going to tell you, dear reader, that i have none. I may go off on a tangent; I may say something that makes no sense. I even might say something in another language that even I have no idea what it means. I apologize in advance to you, dear reader.

Stay epic, my friends.